me: hey how about that acoustic album
lady gaga: what acoustic album
me: the one i'm gonna force you to make
i say as i lock her in the basement with bread, water, and a piano
Cover me in chocolate and throw me to the...
When Liza, Barbra, and Julie Andrews die,
mostingeniousparadox: I’m going to be a wreck for a long, long time. I just refuse to accept that the closest thing we have to these musical theatre/film crossover actresses now is Lea Michele.
So I didn't know that there was a lesbian joke...
zielinskaburger: Dog poo! dog poo! yucky yucky dog poo!! Dog poo on the chairrr!! All on the side all up there yucky ucky smelly dog poo!!! Totally heard him sing this in mai head.
Anonymous asked: You have a large body for a dancer. Does that bother you??
Feels like I haven't been on in forever.